by hdbz September 3, 2016
The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 20, 2009
that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago
i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow
RIP
oh wait, it's tomorrow
RIP
by personalcomputer May 30, 2017
by Gambit13 April 17, 2020
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
by Im not drunk January 4, 2018
that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
*definition number 3
by Skeetskeetskeetward July 5, 2017
The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018