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A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.
"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"

speaker two-"who's lorem?"

speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
Clared by breimear April 14, 2010
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Can be awkward at first glance but if you make an effort to get to know her she will most likely surprise you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, multi talented, kind, generous, supportive, strong (mentally and physically), usually pretty chill, athletic.. Clare might come of as dumb, odd, etc but its usually because she doesn't do well under pressure and is not a show off. Clare is a ambivert.. it can be hard for her to open up and express her true self so if she does you are very lucky and I would try not to hurt her feelings because if you do she will most likely have a hard time opening up to you again.. she will only open up to those who have proven themselves worthy and open up to her first. She is often hurt because of her caring nature and her want to please everyone. Clare is the type of person who would risk her life to save a stranger. . Clare will not hesitate to stand up for her anyone being bullied. She has a hard time when it comes to love though she has multiple guys and girls in love with her.. this can be stressful for her because she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. if she LIKES someone she will do everything she can to make them happy but if someone else likes the same person she will most likely back off not wanting to get in the way. She endures a lot alone and usually will not talk about what is bothering her in order not to upset anyone. She tries to be as optimistic as possible though it can be hard sometimes.
If you have a Clare never let her go..
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
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The most talented, beautiful, funniest, caring girls you'll meet. Knows how to treat her guy and to make you feel amazing. Wont give you up, or let you down. A lot like Rick Astley, but in girl form.
That Claren girl is so sweet and beautiful.
Claren by aflood June 14, 2011

Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clare (not Claire) is a smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She will not only love you, she will also be your best friend. She is a little bit shy, but if you get to know her, she will be one of the funniest people you have ever met. Don’t be too bold or brash with her. If you want her to love you, get her to be your friend first.
Person A: She’s so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Person B: Get to know her first, she’s a Clare.
Clare by Sushi in your face October 21, 2018

Clarette 

-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.
Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.
Clarette by lilydictionary August 19, 2013
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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