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It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.
Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.
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For injured molluscs
I found a dehydrated scallop at the beach, so I called a clambulance.
by SqueekD October 21, 2011
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