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Claimydia 

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.
Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."
Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009
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Claimbodia 

Khmer version of Doneclaim. Used by Thais when some Cambodians try to claim on things and people that aren't originated from their country to be their own.
Once again, some Claimbodians try to claim Mango with Sticky Rice to be their own. I'm not sure what type of drugs they're on.
Claimbodia by Shiine-1 April 18, 2022

Clemydians 

I'm watching the Clemson game at home to avoid the obnoxious Clemydians.
Clemydians by Sportyspice85 September 17, 2017

Chlapmydia

A super-STD usually attained from making the intercourse with a guidette of ill repute.
"Dude, that skanky whorebag totally gave me the Chlapmydia! What a guidette!"
Chlapmydia by Guido Ballsack January 21, 2009

claulydia 

A beautiful unique girl who is incredibly smart!! she's kind, funny, sweet, passionate, trustworthy, a boys heartattact, with the best personality, extremely gorgeous, she is the best out of all the rest, she pass every test, she's your friend, close friend, and best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see her? it's claulydia she's the smartest in town!!!!!!!!!!
claulydia by by: #cottoncandy March 16, 2017

Chlamydia 

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.
one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...
Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006

ClaMedia 

Having one's clam exposed in the media.
Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
ClaMedia by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008