cioffi 

Cock blocker / fuck stick

That kid is a suck a fucking cioffi !

Hey dont be like a cioffi u cock blocker

cioffi by Burbes July 29, 2006

Ted Cioffi 

Pizza lover, Crazy, Funny, lover, Passionate, caring, exotic.
Good in bed.

Hes is addicting like Ted Cioffi.

Ted Cioffi by wigglewiggle February 4, 2012

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

coffin guys 

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

coffin guys by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

flying coffin 

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

flying coffin by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

coffin sex 

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

coffin sex by un-named August 29, 2006

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

cancer coffin by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007