A method for gapers to carry their skis and poles with ease, using only one hand. The straps of the ski poles are looped around each other's ends, then looped over the tips and tails of a pair of skis, then picked up by the middle of the ski poles as if carrying a suitcase.
Did you see that gaper in the neon one-piece suit carrying a Cincinnati Suitcase? Only during the holidays!
by peakslayer January 11, 2013