Cilver 

A beautiful type of girl who may be a butthole at times but can be very great to be around. Always fun, and caring a lot of the time, and a great girlfriend.

I love my Cilver

Cilver by ThatoneKiiD July 10, 2011

Cilver 

The task of trying to put things in your bum while pooping

Today I went to the hospital because I tried to Cilver my cat

Cilver by Ned911 September 26, 2012

alexander calvert 

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

alexander calvert by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert 

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

Calvert by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Calvert Steamer 

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

Calvert Steamer by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Calvertism 

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

Calvertism by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

Casey Calvert

A man who was in the band Hawthorne heights until he died.

oh did you hear that Casey Calvert from Hawthorne heights died?

Casey Calvert by brittannyyyy March 21, 2008