A salutation received with warm regard due to its familiar hang-loose resemblance to the Hawaiian Mahalo (meaning gratitude, admiration, praise, esteem, regards, respect). In actuality, it is an insulting acknowledgement reserved for intolerable jackasses. Spanish for “suck it”, it is the perfect way to greet your favorite
moron. You’ll not only get the satisfaction of telling him to suck it, but the
ignorant douche bag
will unwittingly think you’re being cordial and neighborly in the process.