Chunky's Law 

A rule that states, "I might have stolen your joke, but I said it louder and more people laughed, therefore it is my joke." First coined by the infamous Chunky.

Guy: Hey you stole my joke
Other guy: Sorry bro, Chunky's Law

Chunky's Law by gregenergy February 7, 2020

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise 

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Mama's chunky soup 

Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.

"After billy's wife came back from the clinic he had some Mama's chunky soup"

Mama's chunky soup by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

Chunky’s dead 

A meme.

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)

Chunky’s dead by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

And then there's Chunky. 

He's dead.

And then there's Chunky. He's dead. (silence)

And then there's Chunky. by the random. October 31, 2021