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a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

Chumplet by LBE May 14, 2006

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chumplet

An exceptionally small variety of chump, ranging from gullible children, stupid animals, or foolish midgets.

Hey, look - those children are climbing into that white, windowless, unmarked van. What chumplets.

chumplet by Brash December 9, 2008

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chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

chumplet by Andrew October 9, 2004

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chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

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chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

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Chumpette

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.

Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.

Chumpette by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013

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chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

chumpette by Brash December 9, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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