A man who despite his best efforts, solicits the compassion of all those who view his desperate attempts to outdo others (primarily his older brother). He oft believes he is a superhero, elite athlete, or ninja zombie warrior, only to be brought down to earth by the reality of his true nature. Generally a really good guy, but lives with his head in the clouds, and some would say, an alternate reality. Usually you can hear people refer to him as..."Poor Guy".
It's too bad Berry is such a Chump, did you hear he thinks he can outplay, outwit, or outsmart Robert? I don't want to be there when he finds out it is not possible, poor guy.
by ALSpud March 13, 2017
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1.) An individual who appears unattractive to the opposite sex and contains no social skills to mitigate the handicap. Contrarily the "Chump" reveres them self as a superior in all situations without any basis for this status.

2.) Predominantly male social outcast
Joe: "How was the bar last night? any luck with the ladies?"

Bob: "Everybody wanted me, but I decided to come home and get the worlds highest score on Call of Duty instead."

Joe: "Dude, your a Chump."
by fuzzy platypus November 18, 2009
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1)Someone who gave something or someone good up.
2)Some one who is a complete idiot and a knob that has no basic idea on life except to skew it up with other people.
3( Someone who will always keep giving up untill they have nothing left.
my friend keziah is a complete chump she has no basic idea on life and never will cauz she keeps lookin bak in the past like uncle reako, she should learn to move forwould like kip and laphonda, that way she will no longer be looked at as a CHUMP!
by Suemi April 12, 2006
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Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.
1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)
by Charmouche June 13, 2014
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Someone who is only apprentice and makes a mistake.
*pours water on self* Water chump.
*doesn't brush teeth* Toothbrush chump.
You're a CHUMP!
by ovenbun February 3, 2013
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1. someone who is easily confused.

2. someone who thinks they're cool, but isn't.
Hey, did you see Ron today?

Yeah. He's quite the chump.

And how!
by Erin Kennedy March 10, 2008
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Somebody stupid nuf to put their real name in an urban dictionary definition.
Don't try to suck start yo lawnmowa. You actin like a chump. Might as well submit yo real name, foo.
by skymonster September 21, 2006
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