1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.
1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003
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