10 definitions by Adolf Hitler jr.

Boozage

1.(n.) Any amount of alcohol that is large enough to accomodate four grown Irish men with seemingly alcholic tendancies.
2. (n.)Beer. American beer.

Yo, you got the boozage, or should I stop by the liqour store?

hey you, toss me the boozage on the table right there...

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Methocaffeinate

A highly addictive combination of speed and coffee. Basic ingredients being, black caffeinated coffee beans which have been each injected with a reasonable dosage of methamphetamines.
The drink get's you going when you can't.

hey paul, when you go to the store can you get some more methocaffeinate... I WANT MORE!!!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

stealth bomber

1. (n.)A covert sexual operation practiced during copulation. The male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. The male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. Then the male exclaims "I'm gonna cum," and removes his package from her box. After removal of organ, instead of cumming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. He then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. The female, thinking that he has already ejaculated, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face....BUAH!!!

I gave that dumb little china whore a stealth bomber not only once, but twice last night.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Unitalia

1.(slang) a combination of two words: Unit, and Genitalia; Used in reference to the male organ, or the Penis.

While i was sleeping that sneaky bitch shaved my unitalia, and when i woke up this morning my junk was as bald as ya baby sister's box.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

booch

that odd discoloration on pants that has somehow become a fshion trend, and people think it's cool. But in reality it looks more like someone spilled a glass of tacky all over the person's pants.

Look at that bitches booch. That's fucking lame.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 1, 2003