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Chuce

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A nickname for someone with whom people like to bug. It can mean anything based on what some one is being bugged for ie, bitch, homo, rat, loser and anything else I didn't type. It started out as a jail name, instead of bitch, chuce was used for it was more aggravating.
come here chuce and play with my balls. Or I don't know whats up with that fuckin lil chuce... he owes me fifty bucks.
by sloosh December 24, 2007
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Chuck Norris of Cheap

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one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
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Chuck it out

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Chuck it out means to dispose of something that is no longer wanted. This can mean literally throwing it away or recycling or selling, but not reusing for a different purpose. It can also mean forcing an obnoxious person to leave a location.
I’m going to chuck it out, it’ll never come in handy.
by AKACroatalin October 7, 2016
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A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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chuck norris

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A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
by Pamanda August 28, 2008
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chuck norris

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A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007
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Chuck it to me

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The act of cutting off a subject's dick and balls with a scalpel, knife, piece of glass, axe, etc. and throwing ot at the subject's face.
Timmy begged Chuck to chuck it to me.

With scalpel in hand Chuck chuckled as he sliced Timmy's dick and balls off and chucked it at Timmys face. His penis landed in his mouth balls deep and blizzed in his mouth.
by A1267 December 27, 2013
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