christoforo 

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.

Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.

christoforo by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011

Christoforo 

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.

Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.

Christoforo by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011

CHRISTOFORO 

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.

1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."

CHRISTOFORO by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011

Christoforo 

noun
1. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
2. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.

"Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big as a baby's arm!"

"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."

Christoforo by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011

Christofori 

(n.) A man of biblical proportions, both in personality and thigh girth.

Damn, that Rick is worth twice as much now that Christofori bled all over it.

Christofori by tolleyalways November 23, 2021

christoffore 

Christoffore is the most handsome in the world

Omg christoffore is so fuckin handsome marry me

christoffore by djwln April 4, 2023

Christoforidis 

someone called Christoforidis is a very bald man who is from greece and has many iconic and inspirational quotes he is also a math teacher some quote examples are

FOCUUUUUS
1,4,9
teta
do more plez
do task one plez
you do not know this

his favorite student is usually called joshua

and he says joshua why are you crying when joshua looks a bit confused

he is such a Christoforidis

Christoforidis by iakovos Christoforidis June 16, 2025