The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
by John Superman December 07, 2013
When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!
I got the best Present of all, Christmass!
by assman08 December 24, 2008