Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 8, 2014

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008