Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.

Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

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Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

by AnatomyIsDestiny December 26, 2005

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