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Christmahanakwanzaka 

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time
have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!

Chrismahanukwanzakuh 

another way of saying "Seasons Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" combining all of the major holidays of the season (Christmas, Chanuka,and Kwanza)
Happy (or Merry) Chrismahanukwanzakuh!
Chrismahanukwanzakuh by gazalem23 December 25, 2005

Christmahanakwanzayule 

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!

Christmahanukwanzakah 

A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah to all!
Christmahanukwanzakah by Abysmal December 3, 2004

Christmahanukwanzakah 

The way to make it seem as if all 3 holidays are equal, but christmas is really the top, hannukah middle and kwanzaa on the bottom
Man: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZAKAH!
Man2: shut up man, you mean christmas you racist pig