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Slang for cocaine, mixed/cut with other stuff. Much like the real singer who is not pure white, but mixed with Spanish.
by Berry John May 23, 2007
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A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.
Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
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Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
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A very talented young singer who will achieve many accolades in her career and in life.
Christina Aguilera, winner of 3 Grammy awards, announced her tour dates today.
by Lindsay Clark January 04, 2004
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Picture a stripper with a good voice.

Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.

At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).

Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).
In late 2003, Christina Aguilera approached Britney Spears in a club and attempted to kiss her, then scolded her for not "being real". Spears responded, "Well, Christina, what's your definition of being real? Approaching girls you haven't seen in three years and attempted to kiss them?"
by Emily January 18, 2004
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Christina Agulara "Young Jeezy" refering to that top of the line white girl aka cocaine. Not just no averge white girl aka coke. Found on Young Jeezy & USDA - White Girl song.
I got that white girl Christina Aguilera. Young Jeezy & USDA - White Girl.
by rltipster April 03, 2007
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the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
Aguilera; from the latin 'give it to me deep and hard immediately if not sooner'
by kitC January 19, 2004
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