6 definitions by CallyLove

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A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
Christina Aguilera is nothing more than a fucking piece of shit!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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A former pop star who never exactly claimed the success of Britney Spears in the music department, who has completely ruined her once lovable and pretty image with bad plastic surgery, and has had a pretty shitty music career ever since divorcing Nick Lachey which forced her to switch into becoming an actress.. which is just plain wrong!
Jessica Simpson's last cd 'A Public Affair', sold less than a million copies while Ashlee Simpson's last CD sold over 3.5 million copies, maybe should get back with Nick to rekindle her success!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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The pop singer, who as of april 2006 is now officially "The Hotter Simpson Sister"
Ashlee Simpson is ten times hotter than Jessica Simpson now after her nose job!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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A super hot socialite/actress/singer/reality star/model/it girl/celebrity who just wants to enjoy her 20s (like every other fucking 20 year old), but because shes blond and pretty, people hate her for it!
Don't Be Jealous of Paris Hilton!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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Referring to the amazing comeback year of Britney Spears, although she may have been absent in the music scene, she will conquer again!
I didn't do well on my test, but next time I will be like Britney Spears circa 2007 and make a comeback!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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Referring to the amazing comeback year of Britney Spears, although she may have been absent in the music scene, she will conquer again!
I didn't do well on my test, but next time I will be like Britney Spears circa 2007 and make a comeback!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007

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