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1) One of the biggest no talent cunts to ever exist!
2) The nastiest skank ho since Madonna.
Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.
by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010
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Someone who's "singing" sounds like she's clearing her throat. a GRATING, GUTTURAL SOUND THAT MAKES MY EARS BLEED. She acts like a nasty slut just to sell CDs. A talentless skank who looks like a drag queen with makeup and without it looks even WORSE. A trashy ho who attempts to dress "classy" but looks nasty her long narrow face, and beady eyes that are too close together and a nasty long pointy rat nose and has the ugliest fake boobs and bowed legs. She also is a stuck up bitch who hasn't a clue how fugly she is. She spoke out against Britney and Madona's kiss even though she participated in it. She was just mad nobody made a big deal about HER. She used to be down to earth and approachable and seemed nice, now looks like an L.A. plastic surgery nightmare who thinks she's too good to sign autographs for the fans who made her. I like Britney better. She can't sing either, but at least she isn't an eyesore.
Christina Aguilera is overrated trash. She needs to dissappear!
by Tired of it all March 27, 2008
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A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
Is that a dead skunk on the road?

No its XTINA!!!!
by Me October 21, 2004
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A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.

See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
Slim Shady, Marhsall Mathers, Bubba Sparx, Vanilla Ice
by CrimsonBlues January 05, 2005
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a dirty fat slut, who is also a whore and thinks she can be all black just because she sounds like a black woman.
Person 1: OMG your such a stupid slutfaced whore.

Person 2: Hey did you just call me christina aguilera, because I'm not a stupid ugly fake plastic slut with no life and no talent at all.
by ss1234 August 28, 2008
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A sarcastic term that adults use to describe whorish looking young girls/women that have little self worth or common sense, and no taste.
A womanchild walks into a bar looking like she's ready to participate in a vivid sex production and patron #1 says to patron #2 : Get a load of christina aguilera over there.
by nary dict September 17, 2005
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A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!
by sayithowitis July 14, 2010
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