Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.

Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.

by happee01 May 24, 2010

Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020

one hour Christian

The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.

While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.

by brokebutstilldrinking February 13, 2008