Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.
Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.
by lolgamers April 26, 2019
"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.
by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021
A whole load of hot blonde guys that think they own the world because the only reason they are rich is because the money got handed down in family’s. So their parents don’t work neither will they. All they do is ask girls for nudes and try act horny just to fuck girls over. Or even cheat on the girl their with just to get another girls nude. Christ church ligma
Hi I’m a Christchurch grammar school boy i never have to work daddy gives me anything like my yacht.
Boy: Send??? Girl:no sorry x. Boy: “sees message” Girl: left on open
Boy: Send??? Girl:no sorry x. Boy: “sees message” Girl: left on open
by Meghanturnball February 5, 2020
A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
by dildy69 June 26, 2018
Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?
Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls
CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?
CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls
CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?
CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
by man_O_man May 28, 2021
An absolute shit-hole for the worst of all children. This school uses and abuses boys for their parents money. Boy's High are an incapable lot who cannot even spell their own name. They are useless at everything and anything.
by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018
While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"
Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"
Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
by KiNGY_83 February 25, 2011