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Christa McAuliffe Middle 

A school in south Florida full of drama and fake girls. Most people smoke weed or have tried it. The sad reality is all of them are fake and just smoke to seem cool. Nobody in this school's hard but they all seem to think so.
Person one: "Do you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle?"
Person two: "Yeah"
Person one: "Man that sucks"
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Christa McAuliffe Middle School 

A shitty ass school located in suburban Boynton Beach, Florida. Some call it "Christa" or "CMMS" for short. The school's mascot is the lame ass "Challengers", and most of the students are just waiting for the school to blow up like the real space shuttle. People from other schools call people who go to CMMS, Christa McCrackers.

Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.

In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.

Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Kid Uno- Oh hey, you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School right?

Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.

Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.

Christa McAuliffe Middle School 

Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)

A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.

Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016