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everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm
you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!
by seanpikachu February 22, 2008
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Noun: Christas are intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, open-minded and kind. Christas are comfortable being a dork because they're sexy as well. Christas have a natural talent for creating great food and doing all they can to please the ones they love.
Has a tendency to get a little obsessive but it's pretty much harmless. Christas love to fall in love and need to be careful not to hurt feelings unintentionally.
Her name may be Kate but she's obviously a Christa.
by tricky215 February 03, 2010
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to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it
--CHRISTA DOUVADJIAN--
i feel down the stairs but my penis fell out and everyone was impressed

wow you pulled a christa
by Alex Harrison December 02, 2006
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3.
Verb. Underdressing with the mind.
I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.
by tyler1234557576859 December 12, 2007
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4.
Perfection, Beautiful, Amazing, Great in Bed, Fantastic Girlfriend.
Wow, last night was so good, her name must have been Christa.
by Katchu June 20, 2011
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The embodiment of Tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
That girl is delusional
well sometimes, I think she more of a Christa than an ass
by Ctheblackwidow February 03, 2010
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always keen for a laugh. christas think thier intelligent but usually they are quite dumb and have no common sense. but then they will study something intense like law to make people think they're smart !
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
girl 1: omg that guy and girl over there are having so much fun together its maing me lactate!

girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
by big ol babe July 29, 2012
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