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Chrishem 

Chrishem Rock Sagan is a gay astronomer from Toronto, Canada who is often found at Moss Park Armoury pointing out the stars to the homeless community housed on their grounds. When the attention is drawn skyward, Chrishem usually swoops in for a reach around, Rusty Trombone or sometimes even a Dutch Rudder. Willing particpants will take a steaming dump on Chrishem's chest while stargazing which of course is defined as a Hot Carl Sagan.
I was in High Park late one night when a young gay man pointed out the stars to me. Naked.

Sounds like Chrishem.

Indeed.
Chrishem by DaveRoy July 8, 2014
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Chrishelle

Chrishelle is very smart. She can have mood swings. She is good in bed. She can be nice at times. She wants to feel loved and needs a lot of attention. She would do anything for her the people she care for. She knows what it feels like when people are down. She give good advice to people in relationships. She try’s to to make people happy when they down. Don’t make her mad bc it’s very hard to make her happy again. She says mean thing that she don’t mean. She would do anything for people. It’s best to keep her around bc when she leaves she leaves. She is totally different and do what she thinks is right.
stranger: who is that

Friend:That’s chrishelle

Stranger:That’s wassam

Friend:she is different

Stranger: I want her

Friend:She is not that easy to get.
Chrishelle by Shelluse January 18, 2020

Chrishelle

A nigga trapped in a girl's body
Oh ma god that's a chrishelle move to play a playa
Chrishelle by Sidekik July 3, 2017

chrishelle

Chrishelle is a girl who loves her boyfriend and will never cheat. She loves to run and do physical activity as well! She always enjoys a laugh or smile to brighten up her day!
Oh she is such a Chrishelle!
chrishelle by Linx Elite April 2, 2017

www.chrishemsworth.com 

ABSOLUTE QUEEN. TIKTOK STAR AND BADDIE!!!
Wow, you don't follow www.chrishemsworth.com? How sad.

Chrismemes 

Jhon: that meme is so good it could go on Chrismemes
Chrismemes by chrismemes September 11, 2019

Christemonium 

When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.
Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.
Christemonium by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008