ChrisB

a man lacking both testicles who, because of highly deplorable behavior (including but not limited to: successfully being a noncommittal, flaky butt munch), falls prey to the wrath (in the form of an arrow) of a woman way out of his league and suffers the fate of his testicles being roasted and consumed in a tribal ritual celebrating the absolute supremacy of the female gender

That man is such a ChrisB! No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.

ChrisB by Foxy21 April 29, 2012

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris trepidation 

some arrogant son of a bitch that harry styles is trying to spread open

who the fuck is chris trepidation and why is he shaking this soup???

chris trepidation by jennypappy October 4, 2021

Chris Evans 

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

Chris Evans by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.

I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out

Chris Miller by spigotthebear October 24, 2019

Chris Evans 

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

Chris Evans by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

chris trepidation 

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

chris trepidation by king alfonzo September 27, 2021