5 definitions by king alfonzo

watch this space

a phrase commonly used by the king louis tomlinson

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you

by king alfonzo March 11, 2021

joint slay

when two or more people slay simultaneously or with the assistance of one another

lizzo singing juice with harry styles was such a joint slay

by king alfonzo April 19, 2022

young and beautiful

the best fanfic to ever exist. it’s far more superior than cringy het shit like After. it’s written by velvetoscar on ao3 and is about louis tomlinson and harry styles from 1d. instead of being closeted in one of the biggest bands in the world, the two attend an elitist boarding school.
it’s the most beautifully written slowburn to exist. originally based off of frat boy harry but prince harry is more accurate (in my opinion at least).
if velvetoscar doesn’t get this published, i’m doing it myself

idk about you man but i’m a slut for young and beautiful

by king alfonzo December 17, 2020

chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

by king alfonzo September 27, 2021