chravis

Chravis is an alter ego who is a narcissist but amazing , chravis gives good advice and is manipulative. One thing about chravis is that she/he/they will always post every second. Chravis is the person you want to be but you can really express it. Chravis is random at times and over dramatic but overall a good living being

I believe in chravis supremacy

by Emo Connor November 20, 2021

Dirty Chravis

When someone delivers an Oscar-worthy pregame speech, builds the atmosphere like it’s a cinematic event, and talks like they’re about to rewrite history… only to wrap things up significantly earlier than the marketing suggested.

Example A:
"Man dimmed the lights, queued the playlist, lit a candle… and was done before the second song hit the chorus. That’s a Dirty Chravis production."

Example B:
"He said, ‘You’re not ready for this.’
Turns out… neither was he."

by Chravy P February 14, 2026

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.

Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.

by DJZico August 16, 2006

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.

Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.

by chavicus March 31, 2005

Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005

chavistan

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.

The local retail park is turning into Chavistan

by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004

chavisto

Prounounced chav-ee-sto. Burberry cap, matching "trakkie" wearing youth, with little respect for others see chav. Chavistos come from middle class backgrounds but still retain the usual chav characteristics. Cars of choice usually include new corsas, clios, etc. Usually bought by their parents as a present for passing his/her two GCSEs. Male chavistos are nearly always complete pussies. These are the worst breed of chav.

chavisto, a chav but worse.
"fucking chavisto"

by hulldude July 20, 2008