A person who is worthless, and a idiot. One who acts like a moron. One who is a loser at everything and is a epic failure.
"Stop being a little chotch", "Your a chotch", "Those are for Chotches."
by Chotch Master May 13, 2010
A creature native to many college campuses across the U.S. The chotch, also referred to as a bro, is a nocturnal creature that sleeps during the daytime classes and emerging in the evening to survey and participate in sporting events. The chotch survives mainly off of higher end alcoholic beverages and pizza. Blonde females flock to the chotches at night because of its ferimones it excretes from its skin, containing hollister or abercrombie cologne. If a chotch does not like what is being said about it, the said chotch will enter a beastial rage attacking all beings in a straight line. Most chotches should be avoided as they are hostile creatures that are easily angered.
Look Jimmy! Theres a chotch over there drinking some expensive booze! Dont anger it!
by THEBUMFUZZLE September 06, 2011
also classified as a "dude", wears all abercrombie, have names like "chad", where trucker hats that mean nothing to them, have wings about 5 inches long, wear clogs, wear designer jeans that are faded and are cut at the knees and around the ankles, a lot of them go to woodberry
Chad models for abercrombie and wears cologn, he is a chotch.
by stchris_ June 05, 2005
A woman's vagina
I saw at least 17 chotch's at the lucky bar last night
by Chotchalicious June 03, 2010
An overconfident male who delights in exhibiting his genitles to other males in attempt to gain acceptance. A chotch will also persue females with the foreknowledge that they are a cock tease.
Dale, the chotch of the century, went down on Meghan well aware that she was not willing to stick her thumb in his ass or even play with his balls.
by dancablam September 14, 2003
A guy who tries to hard to impress the ladies. The kind of guy who always seems to be dressed to a Tee, or always trying to act cool. In General someone that tries to hard..... poor guy.
Dude, stop acting like a Chotch
by -alexaslani June 08, 2003