A creature native to many college campuses across the U.S. The chotch, also referred to as a bro, is a nocturnal creature that sleeps during the daytime classes and emerging in the evening to survey and participate in sporting events. The chotch survives mainly off of higher end alcoholic beverages and pizza. Blonde females flock to the chotches at night because of its ferimones it excretes from its skin, containing hollister or abercrombie cologne. If a chotch does not like what is being said about it, the said chotch will enter a beastial rage attacking all beings in a straight line. Most chotches should be avoided as they are hostile creatures that are easily angered.
Look Jimmy! Theres a chotch over there drinking some expensive booze! Dont anger it!
by THEBUMFUZZLE September 06, 2011
also classified as a "dude", wears all abercrombie, have names like "chad", where trucker hats that mean nothing to them, have wings about 5 inches long, wear clogs, wear designer jeans that are faded and are cut at the knees and around the ankles, a lot of them go to woodberry
Chad models for abercrombie and wears cologn, he is a chotch.
by stchris_ June 05, 2005