Chorizasos Share definition Flag To slap a person using a penis. Derived from the Spanish slang term chorizo, which means penis. A esa vieja le gusta que le den chorizasos! That girl likes getting dick slapped! Chorizasos by ESA-Man! June 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Chorizasos mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch