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Chomp off a growler 

"Hold on man, I gotta go chomp off a growler."

"I'm gonna chomp off a growler while you finish getting ready."

chomp dick off 

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*

chop off 

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
chop off by cred80 March 5, 2009

chump off 

To diss or make fun of someone really bad.
"Sally just got called a bitch."
"She got chumped off!"
chump off by Dannyping June 3, 2005
Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.
'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'
chop-off by Chris987 May 25, 2008

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! 

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!