Choke-Jack 

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"

"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"

Choke-Jack by toastyOO January 24, 2010

Jack and Coke 

Jack Daniels mixed with Coca-Cola. The official "I'm trying to get smashed" drink of people everywhere.

Adam is on his 4th Jack and Coke. He must have had one rough week.

Jack and Coke by SpeedCake March 20, 2010

jack and coke 

An alcoholic drink. jack daniels wiskey and coke.

bartender, i'll have a jake and coke.

jack and coke by Dirt Demon April 30, 2005

Jack off coke 

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.

Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.

Jack off coke by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023

Jack and Coke 

The combination of Jack Daniels and Coka Cola. A combination of two liquids well known to fuck you up or intoxicate to an extent of memory loss.

Mike: Dat foo whas talkin dat bushitt, wha we finna do?

J-Nelly: Ima Jack and Coke dat nigguh!

Jack and Coke by Jack and Cokin it.com March 3, 2010

Child friendly Jack and Coke 

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

Child friendly Jack and Coke by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

double jack n coke 

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

double jack n coke by Open Thy Garage Porn October 4, 2014