Choke the monkey 

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

Choke the monkey by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choke the monkey 

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

Choke the monkey by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

choke-the-monkey by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

choke the money by jeremy May 13, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008