choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

by Ben Jolson May 20, 2008

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 19, 2009

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 3, 2018