Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010
A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.
You "So are you doing anything tonight?"
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
by Natty please? December 8, 2010
1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 12, 2009
In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
by eLement August 27, 2013
I have a chode
by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 20, 2017
by Follow the yellow brick chode! January 22, 2016
A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.
Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.
Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.
by Chodester August 17, 2005