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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud 

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
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Chocolate Dipped Cherries 

To dip one's scrotum(testicles) into another one's anus.
Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries with that women.
Chocolate Dipped Cherries by jtgta September 12, 2014

Chocolate dipped cone 

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.
Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.
Chocolate dipped cone by Cheif November 28, 2004

chocolate-dipped strawberry

When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.
"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."

chocolate dipped balls 

When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.
man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth

Chocolate dipped popsicle 

The act of sticking thy penis into said freezer after performing anal intercourse, and having thy partner suck the results thereafter
-"Oh baby, what are you gonna do to me next?".

"Bitch, Im'a give you a chocolate dipped popsicle."

Chocolate Dipped Macaroons 

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.