chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015

Chocolate Rodeo

Anal sex

Aaron's mum loves the chocolate rodeo.

by Corolla Master March 24, 2014

Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach

I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo

by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018

chocolate ass

When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch

Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina

by HD March 18, 2016

Chocolate Doggy

Anal sex but in in doggy style

Thomas and Andy had Chocolate Doggy last night

by MountainLight October 11, 2023

chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3

“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”

by Onesexymf September 26, 2021

grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma July 12, 2014