A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
by SidJihad November 5, 2013
When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.
by Blundabus May 12, 2022
the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle
by cudycudikins February 6, 2011
A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle.
by Joey T. September 8, 2007
A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 11, 2010
by joshssexslave September 30, 2022