The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.
by Aberham Lincoln January 17, 2008
This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie
Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...
by Keovani® October 9, 2007
"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
by jockerty May 2, 2019
"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
by library crew September 28, 2006
Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006
After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.
by Count Flatula November 20, 2013
A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.
by iiiluckyboyiii June 7, 2014