Top Definition
A term a white man can use meaning nigger to insult niggers without being stabbed, as stupid half ape niggers dont understand. Typically used in banter with chj's
Person one: Look at those Chj's over there counting out their job seekers allowance, you can smell them from here.

Person two:lol even there women stink.

Half ape nigger: what does Chj mean?
by Sam and tim team October 12, 2011
CHJ. (see aych jay). Cocaine Hand Job. noun.

1. the act of getting one's cocaine high administered through the use of a hand job

2. the act of masturbating someone else with the assistance of the drug commonly known as cocaine

3. the brilliant combination of sexual pleasure and cocaine to achieve a mind-blowing dopamine rush

Commonly known side effects include a burning sensation in the opening of the penis and numbing of the skin and/or sensitivity of the penis.
Last night I was pregaming before the party and my girlfriend walked in. Instead of getting mad, she gave me a CHJ! Holy shit!

Guy1: Dude I did some Tony last night and got a handjob at that party!
Guy2: Fuck that, you should have used it for a CHJ!

Ahh fuck I can't wait to get off work and get a CHJ!
by sweepy March 27, 2012
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