An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".
"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"

or, in the original style:

"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".
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Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle
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The male form when resembling the chiseled body of a Greek God.

A physique that looks to be chiseled from stone.
"Looks like you been hittin the gym brah?!"
"Yeah, you mirin' the chiz?"
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"Yo that nig chizzed my lighter, lets crack him"
"Mike Stop chizzing the bat u junky"
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Scots slang:That smelly stuff under your foreskin that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.
"Are you going to be long in the shower?"
"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."
by Pratto April 25, 2007
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