To be really stoned/high on marijuana.
Im so fuckin chived right now!

Sally looked really chived today...but then i remembered she wasnt!
by Breeeezer October 4, 2006
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the vein that is at the top of ur dick
my chive is pulsating
by timmy taint November 21, 2007
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An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.
Evan dude, you're such a chive.
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Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy February 28, 2011
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(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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The act of chewing and driving with your best buds, often talking about very personal subjects. it is bro-time on the road. also known as a dip drive, DD & Dip cruise.
I was drivin' down da street de other day with a chew in my lip and my buddy wanted to join me so we went on a chive down in de countryside.
by chiver27 January 8, 2011
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When something is stuck in someone's teeth after eating usually pepper or any kind of food.
You have a chive please go find a toothpick.

After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?
by Macabee007 December 8, 2013
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