A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.
The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!
The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!
girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"
girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"
girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
by pajama panties December 27, 2007
by Big Daddy Matty August 8, 2006
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
by Pirate on a Bike April 30, 2008
by Noco October 9, 2016
A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
by snizzery July 16, 2008
Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
by Hi firends September 17, 2013
by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023