2 definitions by Pirate on a Bike

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
by Pirate on a Bike April 30, 2008
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Insult; combination of fag and retard.
Man, you screwed up. You're such a fagtard.
by Pirate on a Bike April 30, 2008
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