Top definition
Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven.
House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35
by Anonymous January 29, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
Delicious food that makes you hungry 30 minutes later just so you can enjoy more until you have a heart attack and die. (Best way to die)
The autopsy revealed the cause of death was too much of Mr.Chang's chinese food.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
4
Often confused with the American-Chinese foods, which are pretty much reheated frozen clumps of MSG, unfresh ingredients, and cheap wholesale.

Real Chinese food are found in actual Chinese restaurants that mostly have CHINESE words on their front, which serve the real delicacies from Chinese culture.

Of course, their are many other regional favorites in actual China, yet many considers disgusting just because they aren't used to it.

The ones that makes fun of eating snake, and organs of animals, etc. being disgusting are probably pussies that are too scared to try exotic foods, since it is all washed and cleaned.
That stupid tourist over there actually tried to order chicken balls in a authentic Chinese restaurant, what an idiot.
by Some Chinese Guy December 31, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
5
Frikkin' Delicious!!!!
I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.
by Shawn B. April 03, 2003
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
slang term for 'that good kush.' An alternative way to elaborate on your marijuana habits in public. A term used to avoid all confrontation and to be totally clean. No one will know whats good.
"yo dawg, we gonna get Chinese food before we go to this talent show, i aint tryna see it sober."

"bro, is your guy good for Chinese friday night? If not, lets order some quick"
by master wok March 04, 2014
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
7
If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.
I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.
by AYB February 19, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt