Chinese Bowling

Be warned: A Dirty Sanchez isn't quite as vulgar as Chinese bowling! This is one phrase that might actually be too dirty for Urban Dictionary. It required lot's of grease(not lube), feathers, and a beaded necklace. ...you may want to have lot's of paper towels on hand as well.

Many people prefer to light incense when they do this to cover up some of the odor.

The act is usually initiated via an unusual invitation like a hidden message in a fortune cookie.

"I had to throw burn my sheets after last night. We went Chinese Bowling!

by Official Science Person December 6, 2010

Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

Chinese Rice Bowl

This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).

Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.

by AyeBrahhh123 November 19, 2016

Big Bowl Chinese Express

A restaurant in the midwest, known for it's authentic asian ingredients and friendly customer service. Big Bowl Chinese Express has the best food in quick service!

I ate at Big Bowl Chinese Express last night and I absolutly MUST go back!

by BIGGEST Big Bowl Express Fan February 4, 2010