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12. Chimney Sweep
When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")
Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!
1. chimney sweep
slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
2. Chimney Sweep
When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

See "Dusting" for related subjects
After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep
3. Chimney Sweep
Shoving one's fist up a man's ass, and then opening up the hand up. Like a 'Mary Poppins,' but to a man instead of to a woman.
The two gay guys took turns giving each other chimney sweeps.
4. chimney sweep
when a hetero couple is in 69 position the female grabs her dreadlocks in her fist and rubs them in a circular motion on the mans taint
I cant believe that broad gave me the ol' chimney sweep.
5. chimney sweep
the act of cleaning another person's anus and rectum with one's mustache.
Bobby John didn't shave all week so he could give Billy Jo a good chimney sweeping.
6. chimney sweep
sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
7. Chimney Sweep
The act of putting you face in the ass of someone else while your are in a sitting position, and they are upside down with their back to you. This move can be used as a sexual position, but appears most often in fighting games after a grab attack.
Man it sucks playing against Seth! Everytime you get near him he does that grab that ends in a chimney sweep.
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