Chilligraphy
Dave: "Hey Cheryl, come check out this chilligraphy... I wrote your name."
Cheryl: "Ewww... why is it brown?"
Cheryl: "Ewww... why is it brown?"
Chilligraphy by muffington p. weathersby March 19, 2010
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calligraphy
the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way
calligraphy by foltor September 2, 2005
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Repose Calligraphy
The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.
Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.
Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.
teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*
Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.
student: *takes notes while dozing off*
Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.
Repose Calligraphy by TashL. July 10, 2012
calligraphy
this word's importance is lost due to development of typewriters, many more writting machines.
calligraphy is made up of two words. calos(nice) and graphien(to write). In ancient days , important documents were written by calligrapher
calligraphy is made up of two words. calos(nice) and graphien(to write). In ancient days , important documents were written by calligrapher
calligraphy by altruist March 20, 2010
calligraphy on ass
when a man attempts to writes his name on a woman's ass or buttocks during ejaculation, such that it appears as though he has made broad strokes using his penis as a fine-tipped pen or paintbrush.
*my girl is so f--king sexy, I can't wait to calligraphy on her ass butt {booty]buttockstrunkbacksidebehind}drawwritecalligraphy on [ass
calligraphy on ass by Hendri December 4, 2014
Calligraphy
The art of drawing shapes, words and symbols using your naked body and ink on paper laid out over the floor, whilst being filmed
Calligraphy by Doogle attack November 8, 2018
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