by chinchilla luver November 1, 2010
A Chilf is a small boy or girl born to a couple out of wedlock on a boozey night - i.e. never actually knowing each other, meeting while both drunk, then 9 months later - yeah you guessed it a CHILF is born!
by Dr Bradbury May 20, 2003
Usually means a young girl between the ages of 18-24 that dates older men (not for money) in their early-mid forties and sometimes older.
by Dash_Cam October 15, 2010
by TarynT August 6, 2006
A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010
a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.
I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!
by Monty May 21, 2003